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Jan 5, 2013
Anthropologist Mary Douglas has a nice definition for dirt, saying it is ‘matter out of place.’ A fried egg on the plate is fine, but a fried egg all over my hands is dirty.Frank Chimero, Louis CK’s Shameful Dirty Comedy
Jan 2, 2013
Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well
what
they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL”
SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?
MA, THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
(Source: polyandthenomials, via ammyleet)
Dec 4, 2012
HONEY, LOOK, I’M SORRY. PLEASE COME OUT OF YOUR POUTING CLOSET. “DINNER” WAS REALLY TASTY.
LISTEN TO YOURSELF. YOU CAN’T EVEN SAY IT WITHOUT DOING THAT THING WITH YOUR VOICE.
YES I CAN. THE “FOOD” YOU MADE WAS … DAMN IT.
GO AWAY FOREVER, STEVE.
Dec 4, 2012
Because.
That’s Naan bread…
So it’s…
NaanNaanNaanNaanNaanNaanNaanNaan BATMAN!
And this is why I love the fucking internet.
I laughed way too hard at this.
(Source: bffewylion, via 0negirlarmy)
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